Tuesday, October 26, 2010

"No, Really... I'm Straight... ..."

No, really. I AM gay. And I'm embracing my lesbiosty (lesbionicsm?) more and more. And by that, I mean that it's getting harder and harder to hide my inner fangirl.

I have a bulletin board in my room. When I decorated it two years ago, in an effort to overcompensate, I covered the board with pictures of "hot" guys, well, and some family photos too... But men are slowly "falling off" of the board and women just happen to pop up in their place.
Here are some things I have that raised a few eyebrows...:


(Half of Colin Firth's face may or may not be obscured by another photo...)
What I say: I like the film. And Colin Firth... ...
What I mean: I like the film. And Julianne Moore. Scratch that. I LOVE Julianne Moore. And I like the film.


What I say: She's a great designer... And I like mayonnaise... ...
What I mean: Do you see her? Oh, and she's a great designer. But seriously, do you see her? I would lick mayonnaise off of her body. Gross, yes, but nonetheless true.


What I say: No, I didn't cut this out of a magazine for lesbians... Look at these friendly friends that are in no way affiliated with anything lesbian. And that one's in a band I like...
What I mean: At times, I think about doing horrible, horrible things to Rachel Shelley. And I do love Leisha/Uh Huh Her.

Yes, Rizzles is missing from my board. Because I don't print pictures off of my computer (too obvious as opposed to "Oh, I just found this in a magazine") and I'm apparently not reading the right magazines. Although the inside wallpaper of my cell phone... different story.

Also, the new part of Sasha Alexander's Beer With Duncan interview is up. So, go check that out at beerwithduncan.com. (Embedding is disabled or I'd put it up here)
She really is just always adorable...

8 comments:

Warrior Queen said...

Yay for fangirling!

nicole said...

girl you are so close to coming out lol
keep putting hot women on your message board and send a couple my way, you have the best taste in women and by best taste i mean my taste :)

MormonLesbian said...

Then you must have the best taste in women too :)

Grey-Moi said...

haha, the word ur looking for is lesbianism.

And Rachel Shelley is my FAVORITE!!! :)

Dr. G said...

You do have good taste in women! But alas, you are too young to have watched Julianne Moore in her dual role on "As the World Turns" back before she was a big movie star. How sad that the show is even gone now. :sigh: Julianne has always acknowledged her soap roots and spoke highly of the genre...unlike other celebrities that started in the medium-Meg :cough: Ryan-which makes me like her even more. Thanks as always!

MormonLesbian said...

'Lesbianism' is too easy. I wanted to jazz it up.

I have seen clips of JMoore on As the World Turns. Didn't do much for me. I think she looks so much better now.
Another redhead that started on soaps (even before Melrose Place) that acknowledges it and is more gorgeous now than ever: Marcia Cross.

gaypenguin said...

Lesbiology is my favorite term.

As in, "I'm majoring in Theoretical and Applied Lesbiology".

:D

MormonLesbian said...

Haha, 'lesbiology' is brilliant. I'm using it all the time!