Mary Louise does not look like this in it (for obvious reasons):
Anywho, my Gay Husband and Gay Boyfriend recently compiled their lists of female celebrity crushes. So, I thought I'd post some of my male celebrity crushes because I often find myself thinking, "I don't have enough penis in my life..." (Actually I never think that)
Christian BaleAs a Mormon, I gotta love him for Newsies (Seriously, what is it with Mormons and this movie?) As a person with eyes--him as Batman makes me question my sexuality. And The Prestige and Equilibrium are two of my favorite movies.
Hugh JackmanSpeaking of attractive men in The Prestige... Not gonna lie, amidst all the pretty ladies that are on my wall, this very beautiful man is up there with them.
And then there was this awesome moment at the Tony's:
Neil Patrick Harris
Every interview I watch of his simply makes me love him more and more.
I mean, really:
Speaking of gay men I love...
Sean HayesTwo Words: Jack McFarland.
Matt LongDid anyone watch Jack & Bobby? Or was that just my mom and me... Matt Long is the guy my mom would leave my dad for. She watched Ghost Rider, The Deep End, and Sydney White just to look at him. And I don't blame her because he is quite attractive.
Just for his music, I would marry this man.
This isn't my favorite Mason song, but my friend Cat Solen directed the video and I like it.
Anthony BourdainHe's dirty in so many different ways. He has done just about every drug there is. He mercilessly mocks Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray. And that's why I love him.
Me: I would let him to do terrible, terrible things to me.
Bestie: It would be horrifying... and amazing.
Mark KanemuraEverything about his dancing is love.
I would become a gay man for him.
30-game hitting streak for the Dodgers this season... 'Nuff said.
David VillaSpain has been my World Cup team since before I was born. During the 2006 World Cup, I made a paper doll of David Villa. In 2010, I went to Spain before the World Cup because of my love of La Liga (okay, not just because of that...). And yes, there was a lot of screaming happening when Spain won their first World Cup title.
Raine MaidaDespite the fact that he's a dude and he's married (which are my two big 'no's), I would run away with Raine and have his babies. Well, more of his babies.
And I picked this song because Kate Moennig (Shane from The L Word) is in it.