Friday, December 31, 2010

Saying Goodbye to 2010

It's that time of year again... New Year's resolutions. My sister and I just reviewed the resolutions we made for this year and made some for the coming year.

2010 Resolutions in Review
1. Only eat red meat once a month and no poultry or pork products. I was so dynamite at this one!!! ...until November... But seriously, I ate fish, rice, and a spinach salad pretty much every day this year. But then November came... And I remembered that bacon is delicious. And so is Mexican food. And vegetarian Mexican food is usually not worth it. And the best Mexican restaurants are too sketchy for you to buy fish products.
2. My sister and I both got Julia Child's cookbook for Christmas last year and we wanted to have a dinner party and cook something from it once a month. It happened two months out of the twelve... Fail.
3. Blog regularly. Oh my goodness, I totally did this! Just not in the way I had expected... I used to have a personal blog, which has since died. And then this blog... has taken over my life. In the best way possible :) But I did blog regularly this year!!!
4. Write more. I don't even want to talk about how horribly I failed at this resolution...
5. Run every day. Yeah... winters in Utah are sluts. I am not going to go running in the snow. And shoot, I am not going to go running at the stroller rink at school... When there wasn't snow though, I ran my face off.
6. Cut down on cussing. Well... shit.
7. Be more assertive. Some days are better than others. Some days, I'm a normal human being person. Others, well, I'm a scared little girl.
8. Get my mind out of the gutter. Yeah... I have since decided to embrace the fact that I'm a pervy old man.
9. Be more selective about the rated R movies I see. This was part of my attempt to be a better Mormon this year... I did do this though. Well, my original goal was to axe all of them. And then I remembered that I had to see Up in the Air because Jason Reitman is a god. And then Julianne Moore had a million and a half amazing films come out this year (e.g., The Kids are All Right and The Private Lives of Pippa Lee). I don't even know why I chose to try and do this... but I did.
10. Make a friend. I made several friends! I am super excited/thrilled about this :D

Resolutions for 2011
1. Only eat red meat once a month and still no poultry. Seriously, bacon is delicious. Never giving that up again...
2. Write more, seriously. I would say that I want to finish at least one of my current projects, but I need to set realistic goals for myself.
3. [This resolution has been removed because it pisses off people who don't understand the concept of 'skinny fat.']
4. Be more assertive and more decisive.
5. Blog ahead of time. Ideally, I'd like to write a week's worth of posts on Saturday... (ha!)
6. Drink less soda. My dependency on Diet Coke is getting out of control... and expensive.
7. Make out with at least three different people and/or get a girlfriend. (This resolution was forced upon me by my sister)
8. Expand the BYU gay underground.
9. Be better at my correspondence, blog-wise and friend-wise. Right now, I'm a terrible person/friend.
10. Graduate!
11. Make a new friend. I had to do this again because I love all of my new friends I made this year (like YOU!) and I definitely wouldn't mind a few more.

So, do you have any New Year's resolutions?

Have a fun and safe New Year's, kids!
P.S. Awesome hottie-filled post is coming tomorrow! !!!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Post-Christmas Post

Do you like how I used the word 'post' twice in the title of this post? I did :D

Sooo, I'm taking most of the week off; however, I will have a decent New Year's Eve post and a fairly kickin' (if I do say so myself...) post on the first day of the new year! Seriously, New Year's Day... Gotta check that one out whenever you sober up/get over your hangover/etc.

This week is fairly boring...

Tuesday, December 28
It's Vanessa Ferlito's birthday.
You may not be familiar with her, but she's awesome. She's the only reason I saw Nothing Like the Holidays. Well, that's a lie. The only reason I saw Nothing Like the Holidays was for Debra Messing... But Vanessa was a nice surprise! She's been on CSI: NY (which I never watched, but this is what IMDB tells me), or you may know her from Grindhouse/Death Proof (which I never watched, but I've seen the lap dance...)
I fell in love with her in Man of the House. I saw this in theaters and bought it. This was when I was very "straight." But I still loved the movie because of all the hotties. I clearly remember appreciating the girls in this movie for their looks and cheerleader-hotness. Seriously, this movie is chock-full of hotties! Anne Archer, Christina Milian, Paula Garces... Them and that chick in Raising Hope, who was really annoying and not such a great actress in the movie.

Wednesday, December 29
It's Kate Moennig's birthday! So, I don't have a novel to write for her like I did with Vanessa, but she's awesome! And she's Shane!

Friday, December 31
Kate Walsh will be on Ellen. It's a re-run, but I'm complaining about being able to see Walsh on my TV... because she's always hot and always hilarious :D

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Kate Todd's "One Shot, One Kill"

First off, Happy Birthday, @neggett! !!!

And now, this week's Kate Todd/NCIS cap.

*A marine is recruiting at the video arcade, and then goes back to the recruiting office and is SHOT!
*Tony needs a knife, which Gibbs immediately hands him.
Gibbs and Kate in unison: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Yep, they are so in love that they finish each other's... sandwiches.

*Tony: Did you ever play with one of these as a kid?
Kate: Do I look like the doll type, Tony?
Tony: Eh, maybe if you smiled more and did something with your hair.
Yeah, she's smiling and her hair's done, but I don't look at this picture and think about a girl playing with dolls... just sayin'

*The dude from Bones is judging Team NCIS’s techniques.
Tony and Kate’s Faces: Who is this guy...

*Guy from Bones: That’s not how they did it on CSI.
Kate: You really need to get off the couch more, Karl.
And she says it with a smile, which makes it seem like she didn’t just insult you. Well, at least it makes you totally not care if she insulted you or not.

*So, Nikki and I discussed whether or not I should post this next set of screencaps and whether I should mention the obvious...
"There is no way in hell I am taking this off. I'm already running twenty-six miles with a camel toe." (Side Note: The Rizzles reference was ALL Nikki. She's brilliant like that.)
I decided I had to post it, but I do feel a little... awkward doing so...

And Karl, like the rest of us, is transfixed by her ass.

*Kate Todd is going through years worth of files and information on Marine recruits.

*Apparently, the bullet that shot the Marine recruiter, ended up in a box of baby dolls...
Yes, this image reminded me of that one episode of 30 Rock where Jenna had a stalker... (Anna Howard Shaw Day)
But I really just posted this for my husband and our shared experience of being creeped out/entertained by the most horrifying CraigsList ad ever (seriously, horrifying). So, this is for you, honey!

*Kate: Relax your hand or you’re never going to get it into your mouth
Tony: I’m trying, but this thing’s too damn slippery.
Kate: You’re never gonna impress a girl that way.
(First, I loved the suggestiveness of this bit of dialogue...)
I love how Sasha eats Chinese food...

Tony: No one likes a show-off
Are you kidding me? That's how you impress a girl...

*Kate Todd makes doing paperwork look hot...

*Another dead recruiter! So, NCIS goes down to the scene. This dude was killed in a different state, so the FBI wants it.
Team NCIS works together to pull one over on the FBI

*I just really like this screencap...

*Later, Tony and Kate are looking for a feather in the second recruiter office.
Tony complains about having to inspect the floor. Kate offers to trade. No, she insists.
Let's just look at Kate's reaction to the cockroaches compared to Tony's... That's why Kate is awesome.

*Gibbs is measuring Kate in her uniform. I'm gonna argue that there was some gratuitous touching here.

*Tony: What’s the point of setting a trap if he knows about it?
Kibbs's faces: Yeah, I don't know how to deal with this idiot either...

*Kibbs looks good in uniform! Although I am a sucker for a girl in uniform... of pretty much any sort.

*Gibbs unzips Kate...
...And checks out her chest.
I approve. And I don't blame him. They're good boobs!

*Tony: What was it like being a superior officer?
Kate: You mean, did I get to boss him around? Make him salute me? Call me ‘ma’am’? It was great.
(Umm, should you really be talking about sex in the workplace, Kate? I mean, of course I'm not complaining... It's just not exactly appropriate.)
Tony: You’re lying.
Kate: Am I?

*Kate dances away

And now for a little hilarity/fantasticness (Well, at least Nikki and I think they're hilarious and fantastic... And it's her birthday, so you better agree... :D)
Angie Harmon on the runway:
I'm sorry, we think Angie looks a little terrifying in this photo. The hair... The makeup... The terrible outfit... I mean, I'm not complaining about looking at Angie's body. Eff no. Butt... I'm so distracted by the outfit.

Click this screencap to enlarge it (and click it again in the new window to get the full effect), seriously. Yes, we've seen it before; however, I failed to make mention of Jett Jackson's face in the background...

And let's examine this lovely photo of Marg and Jorja. Don't they look gorgey in this? Click it to enlarge, then click it again in the new window. And look at the lady on the left...

Happy Birthday, Nikki! Stay awesome!

Monday, December 20, 2010

Kate Todd

Here are some unused Kate Todd screencaps...

There will be a new Kate Todd post on Wednesday!!! (Plus, some hilarity... well, I think it's hilarious...)

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Sunday Morning Post

First off, Happy Holidays to Everyone! Bear with me the next couple of weeks. I'm at home and, well, I can't just sit in the living room next to my mom screencapping and looking for pictures of hot girls... just sayin'. However, I will have some posts over the hols! (I've been thinking about/working on my New Year's post for over a month now...)

Sunday, December 19
Today is Jennifer Beals's birthday!!!
Thank you, JBeals, for bringing us Bette Porter.
And for bringing me this:
(Oh, this is totally on my bulletin board [I made my mommy buy me the magazine]. I am so gay.)

Tuesday, December 21
*Katharine McPhee (hot girl from American Idol! seriously... when I was "straight," I was ridiculously in love with her and bought her not-so-great [possibly terrible...] first album. because I thought she was hot, no lie. But I thought aaalll straight girls did that...) will be on Regis & Kelly.
*In case you missed it or if you just want to see it again, the re-run of Portia De (hot lesbian!) talking about her memoir will be on Ellen (hot lesbian couple!). (P.S. I had to add the italics to 'Ellen' so you wouldn't watch thinking you'd be seeing Portia on Ellen... like ON HER, on her...)
*Emma Stone (hot redhead!) will be on Leno.
*Sofia Vergara (hot Latina!) will be on Letterman.
*Reese Witherspoon (hot blonde!) will be on Chelsea Lately.
(It's Reese and JCap!)

Wednesday, December 22
*It's @neggett's birthday! (P.S. If my post on Wednesday sucks... it's her fault. Jussayin')

Thursday, December 23
*Jane Lynch will be on The View!

Saturday, December 25
*Happy Christmas!!! I love all of you ladies (and boys)! Your awesomeness is the best gift ever!!!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Angie Harmon as "The Other Woman"

This is a very Angie week.
1. In case you missed the global fangirl freak-out... Yes, Angie Harmon is now on Twitter (@Angie_Harmon).
2. I had my Angie Appreciation Post.
3. I had my last pizza/Rizzles night with my best friend/roomie and our other friend. And our friend, straight as can be (seriously), is in love with Angie Harmon. So, watching Rizzles, all I hear is, "I want Angie's head." "I want her face shape." "I want Jane's clothes" (she's all about the Jane Rizzoli/Diane Keaton/Katharine Hepburn style... it's awesome). "I want Angie's body after I have children" (not in THAT way... Like the way I want Angie's body...).
4. My friend/former roommate is in North Carolina right now as a Mormon missionary. So, I wrote her to ask her to hunt down Angie Harmon (since she just moved to Charlotte). Not to convert her, just to like attack her and hug her for me, haha.

And I'm so not sick of her. Sooo, in an effort to procrastinate for my final final (hee hee), I decided to watch/screencap Angie's episode of Samantha Who?

In case you didn't follow the show: Samantha (Christina Applegate) was hit by a car, sat in a coma for awhile, woke up, and now lives with retrograde amnesia. Occasionally, she does get flashbacks from her life before the accident. Essentially, she was a terrible person, but now she's nice, adorable, and awesome. She briefly dates some billionaire, Winston Funk, whom she slept with pre-accident whilst he was married. And we find out in this episode that he was married to... Gigi (Angie Harmon).

*So, I'm watching the episode and thinking, "Christina Applegate is adorable/hot!"
Funk is trying to woo Samantha back to him. Because, shoot... Look at her in that dress!

*Then... on walks Angie.
I was just on my bed, minding my own business... waiting for Angie...
Yep, totally sat straight up and swore, "Holy sh..."
Samantha: You left her for me? Are you crazy?
No offense to Chapplegate (because she's gorgeous and wonderful), but dude! ARE YOU CRAZY?

*I'm sure she's talking, but "I can't look and listen at the same time. I'm not some kind of robot from the future" (If you know where that quote's from, we should be friends).
Buuut, I do miss her scratchy, gorgey, sexy, husky voice... What is this voice she's using? Angie! Play the hot, hot, HOT hand you've been dealt!

*Funk goes off to get wine? Shoot, I don't even know... So, Angie, I mean... GIGI confronts Samantha and calls her out as the whore that ruined her marriage. (Yes, Angie used the word 'whore.' All with a smile on her face...)

*Samantha and Gigi go to sit down and talk. Angie Harmon has the most amazing facial expressions.

*Samantha reveals that she's no longer a "Slutly Slutenstein," but is now adorable and nice.Gigi: Dammit!
She really wanted to hate Samantha, but who could resist that face?

*So, Gigi asks Samantha to help her get Funk back. And who could resist that face?

*Jennifer Esposito... The whole reason I watched this show... (well, her and Jean Smart...) And that was back when I was "straight"... P.S. She is supposed to look like a crazy person right now...

*So, Samantha tried to set Funk back up with Gigi, but somehow she ended up kissing him. Hey, it happens...
Gigi drops by Samantha's apartment (creepy, but anyway...) and asks her how it went.
Of course, Samantha lies and said it went well and totally in Gigi's favor (the woman knows where she lives!)

*Then... flashback! We finally find out who ran over Samantha and caused her to lose her memory!!!

*Gigi is freaking out and feeling vulnerable because Funk hasn't called her.
(Note how she's playing with ring... Like Maura and her father do!!!)

*Another Maura Similarity (that @neggett spotted and told me about because she's awesome like that):
The silver jackets!!! Vair similar.

*And Samantha accidentally backs up over Gigi...

*So, Gigi's in the hospital. And Samantha goes to visit her... You know, to suck up to her so she doesn't press charges.
Funk also shows up and Gigi finds out that Funk really does want Samantha.
Gigi's Face: Wait... What? You don't want me?
Gig's Face: You want HER?!
Seriously, Gigi... Even though you're a crazy person, you're also crazy hot. Call me.

*Gigi says that Samantha ran her over. Samantha says Gigi ran her over first. Gigi accuses her of not really having amnesia... Lots o' drama, well, you know... for a sitcom...
Funk, being a very smart man, flees the room.

*Gigi threatens Samantha that she better watch her back.
With the creepy, cool calm of a serial killer... (Think Glass House)