Thank @EmeraldFirefly for this post... She told me that I had to screencap Burlesque when it came out on DVD. Well, because of her, I went and saw it. And after I saw it, well, I couldn't wait 'til it's DVD release for a post. I may have another Burlesque post in the future when the DVD comes out. Because I will be screencapping the pants off of it. (P.S. It's obligatory that you click some of these screencaps for maximum effect.)
I went to see Burlesque twice this last weekend. Yes, twice. With my favorite gays in the whole world. Seriously, it's good entertainment for the whole family. Something for those who love the ladies and something for those who love the boys... Anyway, what I had heard about the movie was true... You do kinda need a cold shower after it... After being still completely blown away by hotness the second time around, I knew a post needed to happen.
I'll be honest, Kristen Bell, Christina Aguilera, and Julianne Hough are good looking, but they had never really done much for me... before... Kristen Bell's eyes are just a little weird and she just bugs for some reason. And Julianne Hough is just too Mormon-looking. Holy crap. They all did it for me in this movie... Kristen and Julianne as brunettes...
It just worked for me. And Christina was GORGEOUS.
Whole movie. Ridiculous.
So, in the movie, Christina Aguilera is a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
She takes a train (not a midnight one) off to L.A. so she can dance and sing and whatnot. And she stumbles upon a burlesque club owned by Cher. And we meet Cher's current burlesque dancers, including... Georgia.
Note: This picture does not do this moment justice.. Trust me...
Anywho, sexiness ensues.
Dude, I want hot chicks to climb out of my mirrors...
My one complaint about the movie: Not enough Hough.
I don't know what it is about her as a brunette... She was just so... wow.
And if you're wondering if there is any Sapphic suggestiveness in Burlesque...
(Click this image NOW...)