Rizzles Rewind Recap #2: Boston Strangler Redux

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*I always disapprove of creepy men breaking into girls' houses to strangle them.
*How you know Jane Rizzoli is gay: Look at her softball getup.

She's not messin' around.
*Awww... Maura cheering for Jane.

What a supportive girlfriend.
*Marfan Man says to Maura, "It fits nice too." In a creepy way about her baseball "uniform." I don't disagree, but it's just creepy when he says it.
What she said: Ha... (Not even a full courtesy chuckle. A half of a 'ha.')
What she meant: Ha, nice try, creeper. It'll be Jane that will be helping me take off this uniform.

Marfan Man: "If you get a hit, I'll buy you dinner."
What she said: You're on.
What she meant: You're on. Even though it's never gonna happen between us, I never turn down a free dinner.
*Maura's turn up at bat.

Lovin' how the femme showed everyone up...
*Maura, you tease. Jane's getting jealous...

"Oh my God, you're flirting over a dead body.

What she said: When else am I going to do it?
What she meant: Wait... Don't we always flirt over dead bodies with each other?
*Although I guess it's understandable how some people were confused and thought that Jane was interested in Grant...
Here's the difference between not interested and interested:
NOT interested

Interested

I hope that clears things up...
*Jane: "I'm not a frog face!"

What she said: No!
What she meant: No. You really don't know? You're gorgeous my friend. Oh, wait... That's next episode...
*Mama Rizzoli tells Jane how's she's missing out in life without a husband.

Husband? Have you met me, Ma?

See, flirting over dead bodies...
* *Sigh* Maura, just give up on men. Your dates with Jane are never this painful and awkward.
Marfan Man: Is there anything you don't know?
What she said: Of course.
What she meant: Of course, I don't know how straight girls suffer through this.


What she said: Your skin is a little rough.
What she meant: Your skin is a little rough. Not soft like Jane's.

What she said: Explains the Dolichostenomelia... elongated limbs.
What she meant: You look like a freak.

"She'll never judge me, tease me."
I know, Maura. It can be tough being gay.

Calm down, Jane. Nothing's going on between them.
But still, Frost flees, worried that Jane will be mad at him.
What he said: I don't wanna get in your guys' way.
What he meant: I don't wanna get in your guys' way, you know, in case you decide to get freaky at work.
*Ah, yes... Only a lesbian would think that batting practice is the answer to feeling better.

They're too professional to help each other "feel better" the old-fashioned way...

*Don't feel bad, Maura. I get the same look when I hold a bat too.

*Hmmm, fighting over who gets to wield the phallus-shaped object...


What she said: Miniskirts freed women.
What she meant: Those short shorts you wore were nice, but I want to see you in a miniskirt.

What she said: They were practical and liberating.
What she meant: Easy access.
*"Now why would a skinny greaseball dyke detective be lookin' for my son?"

She may be old, but she is perceptive... Although I do disagree with the "greaseball" part.
*Blah, blah, blah. Red herring death enthusiast. Blah, blah. New body.

What she said: Not now, Maura. I'm in a bad mood.
What she meant: Not now, Maura. This isn't a good time for phone sex.
*We found the Boston Strangler!


*Or not...

Oh, Rizzles is onto you.
*Maura's in danger!


And that's what happens when you mess with Jane Rizzoli's girlfriend.

What she said: I don't date patients.
What she meant: I don't date men.

What she said: You don't want to go out with him because he's got some weird ass disease.
What she meant: You don't want to go out with him because he's got a penis.
*Jane to Maura: "You gotta stop that. You gotta stop diagnosing people."

Jane, you're perfect.
*Jane: "I date two kinds. The kind that hates that I'm a cop, and the kind that wants me to use the handcuffs."

Is it bad that I want you to use the handcuffs on me, Jane?

Oh Jane, I love it when we mess with guys.
*And here comes Grant to ruin the party...

What she said: Oh, yay...
What she meant: Why is it that when guys see two gorgeous women together they think they need a man?
*At least the episode ends with Rizzles alone and happy.