Sunday, September 26, 2010
Calzona vs. Rizzles
Dr. Calliope "Callie" Torres
*Sassy, sexy Latina
*Quoted Jesus to her very conservative Catholic father
*Wore lingerie to surprise her girlfriend for her birthday
*Slept with Man Whore several times
Det. Jane Rizzoli
*Badass that kicks ass (with a nice ass)/isn't afraid to get rough
*Knows her way around plumbing...
*Doesn't know how to relax
*Wears her clothes to bed
*Has a crazed serial killer that wants to feel her blood on his hands
*Not actually "out"
Jane Rizzoli wins. Hands down.
Dr. Arizona Robbins
*Out and proud lesbian
*Adorable optimist that's great with children
*One of the only people that's still cute when crying
*Was able to convince the conservative Catholic father that being gay is okay
*I often find myself sighing, "Dyke drama..."
Dr. Maura Isles
*Dresses in a way that is interesting, endearing, and definitely sexy
*Have you seen her hair?
*Can show a girl the finer things in life
*Bossy (but in a soft and polite way)
*The Irish mob may or may not want to hurt her
*Also not "out"
Ack! I really don't think I can decide. Both of them make me smile every time they're on screen, but I really like it when a girl is actually a lesbian.
(Thank you, Bee!)
(No photoshopping required.)
There is just as much supportive hand holding, eye sex, and time spent in bed between Rizzles. However, we never (and probably will never) see anything beyond that happen.
So, that's what's great about Calzona...
But really... I wish it was Rizzles instead.