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*I have no idea how the marine died or what happened here... All my recap notes say is, "Some kind of shenanigans is happening in Pirate Cove"... Whatever that means.
*I just about died because... Kate Todd at the shooting range!
Tony: Nervous, Kate?
*Dear John Rubinstein,
Move your damn name!
But look at her hands... I do really like hands...
*Gibbs says, "Kate, I think you're holdin' back." You know, because he loves her and knows her true potential.
Gibbs: Relax your shoulders. (Along with a little gratuitous touching...)
This is making me miss recapping Rizzles hardcore...
*Some Kibbs adorableness
*Seriously, this woman is so freaking sexy.
Kate to Tony: I have a suggestion... Break into Gibbs’s basement and we set his boat on fire.
I don't get it, Kate. Why can’t you do that after he falls asleep when you’re over there? Oh, right... You don't want him to know it's you.
*Kate talks to the widow of the Marine.
*Tony doesn't have high enough clearance to... do... something on the computer. Kate tries.
*Awww, Kate shot her space brick.
*Tony: Thanks for the new cap, Kate.
Kate: Not a problem.
This is how truly ship-worthy couples give and accept presents:
Maura: I like presents!
*Insert some actual plot action here. Lots of cover-ups, fake Colonels, and whatnot.
*Kate and Tony are arguing about what the Fake Colonel's nose looked like. (Insert lame ass KFC joke here)
*Kate volunteers to make some phone calls, which throws everyone off. But really...
Kate is all sly and an awesome multi-tasker. Not to mention a fantastic artist. Using menial work so that she can sketch Fake Colonel.
*Bam, b*tches! That's how Kate Todd does things.
*Kate's just happy that she was able to impress Jethro Gibbs.
Although we all know she impresses him every day, well, every night.
*Tony flips through Kate's sketch book and finds:
Come on... Who doesn't have that expression on their face when they look at Kate Todd?
*Tony then tries to see the one she did of Gibbs. And Kate freaks out. She obviously didn't want the team to see doodles from an infatuated schoolgirl...
Kate: I hate to break it to you, Tony. But Gibbs can be wrong sometimes.
Tony: Name once.
Kate: The man's been married like four times.
And she's wife number five... Gibbs finally gets it right with Kate.
Tony: I'm a man of action, Kate.
Kate: More like an action figure.
Tony: Why? You want to play with me?
Kate: As in you look good, but you really can't do much.
Tony: But I look good!
What Her Face Says: Idiot...
*Stolen glance at Gibbs!
*Kate gets sick on the plane, but is still smokin' hot.
*Let's talk about this top... Wait. Let's not talk and just look.
*Anywho, the team's in Colombia and is looking for someone who has switched teams (not in that way, in the bad guy way) and took 2 million dollars that was supposed to be ransom money.
Man: If I was rogue, you think I'd be sitting in this office sweating my ass off, Agent Todd?
Kate: I don't know. Let me see your ass.
*So, what follows is some dramatic sneaking into a funeral home and having a shoot-out.
(The rest of the Kate Todd with gun screencaps from this episode will be posted in Girls With Guns... some day...)
Coming Next Week: Kate Todd and Even More Lesbian Subtext