Sorry, it's late. It took me forever, as I didn't think of what to do for my 100th post 'til after midnight yesterday.
I had no idea what to post today, but thanks to @negge577 and @Warrior__Queen, inspiration struck.
It was brought to my attention that I “have one of the biggest collections of screencaps known to civilization” (@Warrior__Queen, I love you!). This is true.
Question: Is it big enough? Answer: Never.
Anyhow, I was looking at my list of tagged people, specifically the number of times they have been tagged within my 100 posts of awesomeness. And to my delight, I had a Top Eleven.
So, join me on this journey of screencaps of my 11 Most Tagged Kick-Ass People. (Note: I was selective about the works I picked screencaps/screencapped from... based solely on availability to me)
(Second Note: Click the screencaps for the enlarged view!)
4 TagsI’ll be honest, I don’t know how this happened. Don’t get me wrong, she’s fabulous, gorgeous, and I love her, but... Top 11? She is on an awesome show (Modern Family) and has probably been interviewed a million times, which is how she made it on this list. No complaints here! She’s hot. I remember seeing Happy Gilmore when it came out and my younger "straight" self, well, huge crush.
WeedsOn Weeds, she was the cheese shop-owning MILF that everyone wanted to get with.
She picked the 17 year old boy, which is very suspect. But she's still hot.
Look at those arms.
Modern FamilyMost people prefer Sofia Vergara, but I'm totally Team Bowen.
Seriously? Love her. (Sorry about the watermarks... I normally would have scrubbed them, but I just wanted to get this post out.)
Jane LynchJane Lynch has done EVERYTHING. And she's a real life lesbian. I cut a ton of screencaps because this is already the longest post on earth.
She was on an episode of NewsRadio (I knew no one but me would be excited about that...). She's Spencer Reid's mom on Criminal Minds. She had an Asian slave on Desperate Housewives. She was Hot Chief's sister on Psych. She was a mole that didn't understand the concept of a blooper reel on Arrested Development.
Julie & JuliaShe played Julia Child/Meryl Streep's sister.
What is more amazing than that?
Saturday Night LiveJane Lynch was just on SNL this season... and was hilarious.
"Three strikes, you're gay!"
L WordJoyce Wischnia... AMAZING and hilarious character.
She was doing this when we met her:
And some classic Joyce:
GleeWhat would Glee be without Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester?
"Even your breath stinks of mediocrity... it's making me sick."
Stana KaticStana made the Top 11 because she knows how to use a gun.
HeroesShe played some kind of hottie on Heroes...
All I know is that she's wearing a leather jacket.
Feast of LoveShe was a lesbian that turns Selma Blair gay!
How awesome is that?
She definitely does it for me.
4 TagsAnother real life lesbian! And so hot it hurts.
I love JB because of We're Getting Nowhere and 3 Way, but that wasn't going to happen screencap-wise.
Dante's CoveSo, I haven't seen this yet, but it's sitting in my Netflix queue. I don't care if it's crappy because there's Jill Bennett and I know there's quite a bit of this:
X's and O'sJill Bennett plays a lesbian in love with her straight friend. Who's been there? ...
Sorry for the quality of these screencaps. I own this movie so I'm a little irritated that my DVD player didn't want to cooperate today.
And Then Came LolaI blogged about this film awhile back... Still not a great film, but chock-full of hotties!
4 TagsI love Dana Delany. This is a woman that really just gets better with age.
CastleTwo of my favorite episodes of Castle.
L WordDana Delany was a senator in an open marriage that wanted to get with Bette (who could blame her).
Oh yeah, and this totally happened.
KidnappedKidnapped was a great show that no one watched. I only watched it for Dana Delany; however, there are quite a few other hot women in the show.
Desperate HousewivesDana Delany is the only reason I started watching Desperate Housewives. And then I learned that it was a great show even before she came on as Katherine Mayfair.
Oh yeah, and she had that great lesbian storyline.
Although I would have preferred it to have been Bree and Katherine...
5 TagsTina Fey is a genius. 30 Rock, SNL, Baby Mama, Mean Girls... Genius
Date NightThe best part of this movie were the bloopers at the end... It was embarrassing how loud I laughed.
Saturday Night LiveRemember when SNL was actually good... You know, when Tina Fey was still on.
"I don't know! Pew! Pew! Pew!"
30 RockThis is why Tina Fey is amazing:
And four seasons later, I still ship this:
5 TagsAnother woman who just looks better with age.
The HoursThis film was amazing. And Julianne was too, as always.
ChloeI felt the story was predictable, but I wasn't watching it for the story...
A Single ManI did cry a little when I saw this film. And seriously, the cinematography was gorgeous. As was Julianne.
30 RockLOVED her on 30 Rock. You don't even know.
And we all know that Jack would've picked JMoore if it weren't that sluttly Avery and her dumb baby.
I mean, seriously?
Sara RamirezLet's be honest, if it weren't for Calzona, Sara Ramirez would have zero tags. Not that she isn't a gorgeous woman with the whitest teeth ever (aside from Bon Jovi) because she is.
Law & Order: SVUSara was on two episodes of L&O SVU. One episode, she was a frumpy mother with a troubled son. The other, she was a prostitute. Well, she's got range, haha.
Grey's AnatomyOh, Calliope Torres...
I do love her character, honestly. She's funny, sassy, and awesome. But without Arizona... I wouldn't care about her.
Jessica CapshawI could spend the next year and a half talking about how adorabley gorgeous and amazing JCap is... but I won't. I honestly don't know how I went through so much of my life without Arizona Robbins in it. Luckily, that was remedied this year.
The GroomsmenHonestly, I didn't watch this movie. I fast-forwarded to the parts with JCap.
Even though I didn't watch it, I can still say that, yes, JCap is too good for Jay Mohr.
Blind TrustIn this Lifetime movie, Jessica Capshaw made actuarial science sexy (P.S. You can watch this movie on YouTube in fairly decent quailty).
BonesJCap plays the mother of Booth's child. And is hot.
L WordOh, Nadia... Bette Porter's dirty TA.
Wearing short skirts... My friend thought her wardrobe was inappropriate for being a TA. I said, "It would be inappropriate for her not to show off those legs."
And JCap is the only person that can this quickly go from this
Grey's AnatomyI know it's only two weeks, but I already miss my favorite Peds surgeon.
Angie HarmonIf you don't know how I feel about Angie Harmon by now, you obviously haven't been paying attention. So gorgey.
Glass House: The Good MotherAngie Harmon is crazy in this Lifetime movie. And crazy hot. (P.S. You can also watch this on YouTube)
And I just couldn't help myself here...
Law & OrderOh, ADA Abbie Carmichael...
P.S. All of these screencaps are from SVU.
Women's Murder ClubLindsay Boxer is no Jane Rizzoli, but she's still hot (obviously...)
And before there was Jane & Maura, there was Lindsay & Jill.
What can I say, Angie? You do lesbian subtext well.
And I love Laura Harris. Not so much with the short hair, but I love her.
Rizzoli & IslesI don't know if you've heard of this show called Rizzoli & Isles... It's on TNT during the summer. It's about two lesbians trying to balance their romantic and work relationships. It's good. You should check it out.
Meet Detective Jane Rizzoli:
She'll kick your ass.
Sasha AlexanderThis means that I have at least referenced Sasha in 60% of my posts. I think it's a combination of my own obsession with the fact that, shoot, I know what you guys want.
Before I get into the screencaps, let me share this little message from Sasha (By the way, don't judge me for this. Specifically those of you who know me in real life...)
So, I'm a loser and told Sasha that I was writing my 100th blogpost and that all y'all love her and asked if she had a message for you kids. She said:
You heard the woman, keep reading! ;)
Love HappensSo, Sasha has all of two seconds in the film... So, don't rent it! Just look at these screencaps:
HouseI did already do a Sasha on House blogpost with more screencaps. Here are two that didn't make it in the first post:
The top cap is one of my my favorite screencaps of Sasha, if not my favorite.
And I couldn't resist posting this again:
Of course, House can't help but want to touch them, Nora. "'Cause they're good boobs!"
The Last LullabyThis film is worth the buy. Before this, I thought film noir was dead.
Rizzoli & IslesSo, that show I was telling you about earlier... Sasha's in it too.
Meet Dr. Maura Isles:
She's smarter than you.
Thanks for sticking with me through this incredibly long post. I hope you enjoyed it!