There was a new Rizzoli & Isles last night. Oh, guess what? I watched it. Surprising, eh? Even when it isn't a "very special lesbian episode," it is still so gay.
1. Jane with her brother
"Why are you doing this? I thought you hated running." -Rizzoli's brother
"Because I told my friend I would."
"Your 'friend'?" (accompanied by a look of skepticism that just screams, "She's more than just your friend.")
2. Jane to Maura
"I said that I would do this because we said we wanted to do something together." Right, because the two of them NEVER do things together. Like yoga, going undercover, having sleepovers, giving pet tortoises, going to parties, going to the bar, going shopping... Nope, never do things together at all...
3. Maura almost starts crying, but she stops after Jane mentions her cameltoe.
4. Maura wants Jane to lose the "baggy tee" she's wearing. In what way is that shirt "baggy"?
5. And the episode ends with a little moonlight run. A moonlight run followed by this:
So cute. But come on, Maura's leaning in and Jane's leg?
A non-Rizzles note on the episode: This is yet another reason why fanny packs should be illegal.