Monday, March 14, 2011

Kate Todd's Black Beast (With a Side Order of Awesome)

The title of this post sounds a little dirty... And I'm okay with it.

*Look, it's everyone's favorite person... Ari! :/ Not.
Ducky: Good God.
Me: Oh sh*t.

*Kate apparently has never had a nightmare. Not even as a kid.

Kate Todd vs. Maura Isles, Part I
Kate: I'm a badass. Nothing scares me.
Maura: The thought of being unprepared for a BioChem final makes me cling desperately to Jane in fear (well, that's her excuse at least...)

*Tony had a canopy bed, which Kate finds hilarious.

Kate Todd vs. Maura Isles, Part II
Kate: Canopy beds? No. I sleep on Gibbs' half-crafted boat after crazy sex.
Jane Rizzoli (Butchy McFab herself) had a pink canopy bed.
Maura: I always wanted a pink canopy...

*Tony offers to teach Gibbs how to use a Palm Pilot. Gibbs freaks out by saying, "What do you have to teach me, beezy?"
Kate's Face: Why doesn't he want me to teach him? I mean, he's taught me a thing or two... WINK

*Abby's a scared little girl that doesn't want to go to the morgue, which is a really convenient plot device to get Kate in the morgue...
Abby: Ducky's doing an infectious autopsy.
Kate finds this to be suspicious...

Kate Todd vs. Maura Isles, Part III
Kate: Infectious diseases and all microorganisms do not scare me.
Maura: Nothing is more terrifying than chromobacterium violaceum.
(Yes, the infectiousness in NCIS is smallpox, which is a viral infection, and "flesh-eating bacteria" is... a bacteria. But still, Kate Todd doesn't lose sleep over either.)

*Okay, if I didn't know how things went down here, I'd be freaking out. And I would cut the bitch that laid a hand on Kate Todd.
In other news, Sasha looks good lit in blue AND red...
*Kate Todd is ADORABLE.
Kate, pretending to be Abby: I beat my phobia!

*I just think this reflection looks coolio.

Me: Ooooh, small of her back! I mean... Oh, sh*t!

Ari: When did lab rats start carrying Sig Sauers?
*I found this patdown to be a little disturbing and a little hot... and I find it a little disturbing that I find it a little hot...
*Ari: You any good with this gun, Caitlin?
Kate: Give it back and I’ll demonstrate
Ari: Ever fire it in anger?
Kate: I would love to right now.
Sassy! I love it :D

*Ari asks who did shoot... that one guy that's dead...
Ducky: Special Agent... GIBBS.
Kate: Ducky!
Kate reacting this way had nothing to do with not cooperating with terrorists, but was all about protecting her man.

*Ari: Caitlin, you may roll over now, if you keep your hands where they are.
Ducky: I can’t wait to weigh your liver.

Best Part of the Episode:
Kate Todd not only calls Ari a bastard, but a f-*Gerald coughing*-ing bastard. :D

*Gerald needs an artery repaired or he will lose his arm. Kate asks if there is anything Ducky can do.
Ducky: This is an autopsy room, not an ER.

Someone injured in the morgue and needs more help the ME can give? Sounds familiar...
Oh, right...

*Kate Todd: I don't know how you came in.
Ari: In a body bag.
Kate: Same way you're going out!


Kate Todd and the scalpel interrupted by...
WTF. I don't know what THAT is, but I don't like it.

*Ari: You’re a very good shot.
Gibbs: I would love to demonstrate.
Ari: Funny... Special Agent Todd said the same thing.
Me: Oh for cute.

*I really like how Kate looks pretty much untouched by the day's events...
*Contemplative Kate


Side Order of Awesome
To celebrate Pi Day (March 14-->3/14-->3.14), I just thought I'd add a lotta bit of hottness, featuring four of my favorite ladies (Cheryl Cole, Angie, Sasha, JCap) :D


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I approve of the hottness.

Make Way! for Kimmie the Nutter said...

that totally made my day

Anonymous said...

Sara's benefit in October? I'll be at NYIT so I'll be near the city. New York City that is. Fly in and we can have a gay old time.

Unknown said...

Gah. Can we just look at the coke zero pic for a minute? Good lord. -rightclicksave- I too am concerned that Kate's frisking seems hot, lol. Awesome post as always. :)

nicole said...

Pi Day?...you're such a nerd, i love it lol
but the "Butchy McFab" and the Kate Todd vs. Maura Isles parts are awesome :D
i missed your Kate Todd posts!!! this one was the best, i love your reference to Rizzles :)
you should have done more for bday :/ lol
p.s. black beast...hehe :)

MormonLesbian said...

@Twin--Depending on how school is!

@Sarah--YES! The black-and-white too... SWOOOON

@Nikki--"Pi Day" was what I did instead of saying, "It's my birthday, bitches. Send me pictures of hot girls"... hhahahah
And yeah, this was just a really good episode! Of craziness, intense stuff, and hotness.

Anonymous said...

i am so excited you're recapping ncis again

MormonLesbian said...

:D I do apologize for taking such a long NCIS hiatus.

Anonymous said...

welcome back. can't wait for the next one

Anonymous said...

i would love to pat down kate. although, after i patted her down, i would have tied her hands together and tied them from the celling so she would be standing on her tip toes.