This Is How We Do It: Grey's Recap

There's a lot to be annoyed at Shonda about in this episode (and, yeah, a lot to love Shonda for too...), but the worst offense: I now have that Montell Jordan song stuck in my head.

Side Note: I thought Ed Ornelas did a brilliant job of directing this episode... just sayin'

*Not gonna lie... I was a bit excited about how the episode started with sexy underwear. Well, I was less excited when I found out who it belonged to...
*I did roll my eyes a bit at how Arizona and Callie voted out Mark about keeping the sex of the baby a secret. But that's just because a. I hate surprises and b. I like being prepared.
Arizona thinks that Callie is way too excited for the baby shower.
Ummm, Arizona... It's free stuff!

Arizona forgot to invite Lucy to the baby shower...
Awkward

Lucy: I’ll see if I can make it.
Callie gives her “the look.”
Lucy: I’ll make it.
Oh for cute.

*Owen: You are very beautiful.
Cristina: Oh, screw ‘beautiful,’ I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.
WORD

*April & The Biscuit
Girl, you get your flirt on. Seriously, why do I always ship Peter MacNicol with everyone? Ally McBeal & April Keppner...

*Cut to preparation for the baby shower... Arizona/Mark tension and Callie isn't pleased... What else is new?

Arizona: Did you want a scrapbook station?
Callie: Oh yeah, of course.
Mark's Face: Smug as heck.
Arizona's Face: I'mma cut you.
*I'm not gonna lie... I also get that excited about glitter pens...
*Baby Shower!!! The scrapbooking thing really does make me laugh. Utah is pretty much the scrapbooking capital of the world...
And the panda onesie!!! Oh my cute!
Arizona speaks the truth: Baby showers are annoying. And Mark should shut up.
Side Note: Mark and Karev just prove why boys should not be allowed at baby showers!
Seriously, when Arizona was putting the balloon up her scrubs, I just thought some pervy stuff about another yellow oval-shaped thing going up her shirt (Answer: my head, haha).
Two people look adorable in this picture and another person looks frumpy and stoned...
Onesie decorating!
Oh, Meredith...
Lexie: Are you still blind?
*Elsewhere in SGMW...
A man teaches everyone how to be a good gay son ("Like Dick Cheney's daughter") and a woman teaches everyone how to be a good parent to a good gay son. (Not gonna a lie, I may have gotten a little teary-eyed here...)
*Callie gives Arizona a thoughtful little trip to a B&B for the two of them.
But Arizona has to be a Debbie Downer with talk of responsibility. Lame. (C'mon, Arizona, think of the amazing 20 minute long sex session...)
But then... Super Magic Smile.
At first, I thought this moment was weaksauce (Note Callie's awkwardness and the lame cheek kiss), but then...
The cutest onesie of my life.
*Me, Shouting: Shat, don't drive anywhere! We DO NOT drive places!
Then... Me: Aww, look at Arizona looking at Callie lovingly.
Then... Me: Don't look at Callie! Eyes on the road and, yes, keep your hands at ten and two!

In other news, both Sara and JCap looked super gorgey in this scene. Seriously... wow.

Arizona gets annoyed at Callie texting Mark.
Me: Put ze seatbelt... *on* <--channeling Teri Garr as Inga in Young Frankenstein Pouty face!
Pretty profiles
Yeah, yeah... Same old story... Mark's the worst.
So, Callie says she'll do anything to prove her love to Arizona.
Angry, gorgey contemplation...
Arizona: Marry me.
Callie/Me When I First Heard About This Happening: What?
Arizona: I mean it. I love you more than anything and I want more. I want commitments; I want rings. So... marry me.
Me: This moment is precious and all, but... YOU ARE CURRENTLY OPERATING AN AUTOMOBILE!
Aaaand:
Me:

Next Week: Grey's Musical!!! ... !