This post is a lot less exciting than the title of the post... BUT it's my Grey's recap!
*Arizona made a delicious kale and apple juice smoothie for Callie.
Yeah, not happening. Callie wants her coffee.
Arizona asks Callie if she wants her baby to come out underweight with an arm growing out of its forehead.
Callie's Face: We are so not having sex tonight.
Arizona, this is when you're supposed to say that you have something better than coffee...
that should start with a little "aphrodisiac" of delicious goo smoothie...
Don't mind that... I just want a little bit of this on my TV...
Anywho, Mark teams up with Arizona on the goo vs. coffee issue. (I almost wrote that Sloan and Arizona were double-teaming Callie but... anyway...)
So, they take a vote. Yes, a vote...
And 2 vs. 1, Callie loses.
*Meredith has to decide if she wants to do research with Derek or the Chief. As Cristina puts it, it's Sophie's Choice.
Lexie: I’ve never seen that movie.
Cristina: Well, you should! It’s really funny.
*Lexie meets her dad's new tatted-up skank girlfriend. No one does bitchy with a smile like Lexie Grey
Callie: Keppner, I need you to speak differently. It’s your voice. It’s a little… Just speak differently.
I often feel that way when April speaks too, Callie.
*That's a lot of pretty in one room.
Does anyone care that Karev got kicked off the case by pissing off Gyno Girl (who I didn't think was as cute this episode, but still attractive) and wants back on? Um, not when Arizona looks this pretty...
*Callie wants coffee. And gets caught.
And Teddy gets to watch the drama unfold.
I honestly don't know how Arizona can say, "We took a vote" with serious face/voice. I mean, seriously? A vote?
And Arizona guilts Callie out of it with those eyes.
Callie leaves, frustrated. Aaaand, victory sip.
Arizona: Oh God, that's good.
*Cristina about Tatted-Up Skank: Tangle with one Hell’s Angel, tangle with the whole gang.
*Karev and Gyno Girl watch the surgery from the gallery.
Good heavens, Gyno Girl is gonna get with Alex... I don't approve.
And Arizona tells Gyno Girl how Alex is good guy, essentially saying, "Get with that."
*This Alzheimer's patient's daughter is super cute.
*Callie comes home, drinking coffee. And fed up with being told what to do.
Arizona's Face: Do you mind if I cut her with this spoon?
Apparently Callie gets three de facto votes. One for her, the baby, and her vagina.
Arizona's Face: Yeah, Imma cut you.
Callie is all kinds of sassy now and essentially says: Shoot, I do what I want.
Okay, so... are we really supposed to expect this?
Because "this really isn't gonna work for me." Well, actually, I kinda like it so far, despite the fact that I know that drama is ahead for the happy, yet totally weird and awkward, threesome.