Here's my mini-cap for "Marine Down"...
(Click the screencaps for the full Kate Todd goodness)
*I have no idea how the marine died or what happened here... All my recap notes say is, "Some kind of shenanigans is happening in Pirate Cove"... Whatever that means.
*I just about died because... Kate Todd at the shooting range!
Tony: Nervous, Kate?
Kate: Shaking.
*Dear John Rubinstein,
Move your damn name!
Love,
MormonLesbian
But look at her hands... I do really like hands...
*Gibbs says, "Kate, I think you're holdin' back." You know, because he loves her and knows her true potential.
Gibbs: Relax your shoulders. (Along with a little gratuitous touching...)
This is making me miss recapping Rizzles hardcore...
*Some Kibbs adorableness
*Seriously, this woman is so freaking sexy.
Kate to Tony: I have a suggestion... Break into Gibbs’s basement and we set his boat on fire.
I don't get it, Kate. Why can’t you do that after he falls asleep when you’re over there? Oh, right... You don't want him to know it's you.
*Kate talks to the widow of the Marine.
*Tony doesn't have high enough clearance to... do... something on the computer. Kate tries.
And fails.
*Awww, Kate shot her space brick.
*Tony: Thanks for the new cap, Kate.
Kate: Not a problem.
This is how truly ship-worthy couples give and accept presents:
Maura: I like presents!
*Insert some actual plot action here. Lots of cover-ups, fake Colonels, and whatnot.
*Kate and Tony are arguing about what the Fake Colonel's nose looked like. (Insert lame ass KFC joke here)
*Kate volunteers to make some phone calls, which throws everyone off. But really...
Kate is all sly and an awesome multi-tasker. Not to mention a fantastic artist. Using menial work so that she can sketch Fake Colonel.
*Bam, b*tches! That's how Kate Todd does things.
*Kate's just happy that she was able to impress Jethro Gibbs.
Although we all know she impresses him every day, well,
every night.
*Tony flips through Kate's sketch book and finds:
Come on... Who doesn't have that expression on their face when they look at Kate Todd?
*Tony then tries to see the one she did of Gibbs. And Kate freaks out. She obviously didn't want the team to see doodles from an infatuated schoolgirl...
Kate: I hate to break it to you, Tony. But Gibbs can be wrong sometimes.
Tony: Name once.
Kate: The man's been married like four times.
And she's wife number five... Gibbs finally gets it right with Kate.
Tony: I'm a man of action, Kate.
Kate: More like an action figure.
Tony: Why? You want to play with me?
Kate: As in you look good, but you really can't do much.
Tony: But I look good!
What Her Face Says: Idiot...
*Stolen glance at Gibbs!
*Kate gets sick on the plane, but is still smokin' hot.
*Let's talk about this top... Wait. Let's not talk and just look.
*Anywho, the team's in Colombia and is looking for someone who has switched teams (not in that way, in the bad guy way) and took 2 million dollars that was supposed to be ransom money.
Man: If I was rogue, you think I'd be sitting in this office sweating my ass off, Agent Todd?
Kate: I don't know. Let me see your ass.
*So, what follows is some dramatic sneaking into a funeral home and having a shoot-out.
(The rest of the Kate Todd with gun screencaps from this episode will be posted in Girls With Guns... some day...)
Coming Next Week: Kate Todd and Even More Lesbian Subtext
I don't really get the appeal of Angelina, but the blond really doesn't do anything for me at all.
I definitely prefer her as a blonde, but I still think she's pretty as a brunette. And Mormons, FTW!
Redheads, fo sho.
Hot."
I didn't even start watching Blue Bloods. Although I am THRILLED it took Donnie Wahlberg far, far away from our Janie...
She was so annoying and I hated when she got with Ryan, but I think she's super adorable now.
on Angel, and as the hot lesbian stripper on Desperate Housewives
(even though I was sooo jealous of her for getting to kiss Dana Delany).
Shoulder...
But look at her hands... I do really like hands...
Gibbs: Relax your shoulders. (Along with a little gratuitous touching...)
Kate to Tony: I have a suggestion... Break into Gibbs’s basement and we set his boat on fire.
And fails.
Maura: I like presents!
Kate is all sly and an awesome multi-tasker. Not to mention a fantastic artist. Using menial work so that she can sketch Fake Colonel.
Although we all know she impresses him every day, well, every night.
Come on... Who doesn't have that expression on their face when they look at Kate Todd?
Kate: I hate to break it to you, Tony. But Gibbs can be wrong sometimes.
Tony: I'm a man of action, Kate.
Man: If I was rogue, you think I'd be sitting in this office sweating my ass off, Agent Todd?
*Stana Katic will be on Kimmel
*Christina Aguilera will be promoting Burlesque on Conan. Which I will also definitely be seeing... It's the gay man in me.
*Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson!
*Ashley Greene will be on Lopez Tonight
*And Happy Thanksgiving to all of you in the States!
Couldn't help but do a little Bree/Marcia Cross Thanksgiving action.
