Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Eye Spy Kate Todd...

...which sounds totally creepy, but hey... I am a creeper.
Okay, I've been super busy with school and fun things; thus, I've been quite negligent of my blogging duties. HOWEVER, from now on, I'll at least post some of my unused screencaps up. Because I feel we all need a little sexy every day.

Anywho... Kate Todd! (click the screencaps for enlarged, blah, blah... do we really not know by now?)

*Some guy is a creeper and watching some woman sunbathe topless on the beach. For some reason, I would think he's less of a creeper if he were a woman... And I wanted something horrible to happen to him. Nope, he was CIA and it was some other dude that died.
*Tony eating a doughnut: Good morning, Kate.
Kate: I assume that was 'good morning'...
I love a girl that's sassy!

No, Tony... Kate does NOT want to eat your doughnuts.
Apparently Kate's watching her figure.
I am too, but in a totally different way...

Tony takes this as a personal offense, thinking that Kate is suggesting that he's a fat kid.
Kate: I don't pay that close attention to your body, Tony.
Gibbs' Face: She pays attention to mine.
Kate: But Tony, if you're happy with the way you are, that's all that counts.
Tony pinches his stomach and tightens his belt.
Boys are weird...
And that would be Kate's "I love the power I have over men (and women)" face.
*So, Team NCIS gets called out to the beach where the dead dude is. And Tony blocks the body with his own from the tide.
Kate: What is it?
Gibbs: Shrinkage:
Kate and Me: Hahahah!
*Tony is wearing one of Ducky's jumpsuits. And the homoerotic subtext of the episode:
That is not the face of someone amused. That is the face of someone thinking, "Hey, boy. Heeey."
*Kibbs goes to tell the widow that her husband's dead.
What she said: We should have had DiNozzo handle this interview. Just kidding!
What she meant: We should have had Dinozzo handle this interview so we could get some afternoon delight. Just kidding! ...We'll do it after...
*Kate: It's a touch small. But other than that, it's fine.
*Kate reads the ingredients of Tony's "nutrition" bar.
And is super sassy.
(What she couldn't identify was just an emulsifier... Which is not really bad for you. These are the awesome things you learn when your roommate is a Food Science major... Like the things I learned after the R&I "Money for Nothing" episode where dead guy couldn't digest oysters...)
*Abby asks Kate where Gibbs is...
Because of course she would know.
*Kibbs stakeout?
I approve. (They are on a stakeout to track down the nerdy creeper that was witnessed the murder... And by "nerdy creeper," no, I don't mean me...)
Screw Kibbs...
...I ship Kate and lollipop.

Oh, wait! Kibbs is flirting... Back to them.
Kate: Have you ever seen Robert Redford in Three Days of the Condor? That’s a geek I could get covert with.
Gibbs: Kate (in a very warning tone), I would not get my hopes up.
Kate's Face: Jealous!
*Dang it!
I thought Kate was going to Mata Hari the information out of him. Not that I wanted to see that... Well, I kinda did a little...
*Gibbs says he can help get the nerd off the hook if he tells NCIS what he knows
Nerd: For realz?
Kate: With the exception of finding a decent barber, Gibbs can do pretty much anything he says he can. (WINK)
Gibbs’ Face: You told me last night that my hair was fine.
*Nerd: She was polar tanning.
Kate explaining: Nude winter sunbathing.
It’s hot that Kate knows about that.
*Nerd: I got a little off track with my priorities.
Gibbs: That happens with hot babes sometimes.
(Shoot, I know all about that...)
Kate's Face: I better be this 'hot babe' you're talking about...
*They need to find the topless chick. Tony volunteers.
Kate: Want me to handle it? (Wow. She must have really good boobs.)
Kate: At least I won’t drool. (Really, Kate? Really...?)

Tony gets to go because “he took a wave for the team.”
Tony notes that the woman must work out. Abby suggests the gym.
Kate: Don’t hurt yourself. There’s gonna be a lot of dangerous equipment you’re not familiar with.
*Kate: Wait. Just because she golfs left-handed doesn’t mean she actually is left-handed. I golf left-handed. But I bat and I throw right-handed.
Tony: So you go both ways. (That's what I've been trying to say...)
*Tony: She is driving me crazy.
Kate: She?
Tony: Apparently Miss “I Don’t Like Tan Lines” has found something she does like. Me.
Kate: And why is that a problem?
Tony: Well, let’s just say that she’s a lot more appealing from a distance. A geosynchronous distance.
Kate: She didn’t look so bad to me.
Bottom Right: I want to eat dip out of that dimple... Sans chips... Jus' sayin'...
*And I don't know what was happening here... But she was just so adorable!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Double Post Sunday: Grey's Recap

*Callie and Mark in the shower... Ew. Just Callie in the shower brushing her teeth... Hot.
Callie talks about how having sex with Mark just makes her miss Arizona. Yeah, Callie, having sex with Mark makes me Arizona too...
*Cristina is going fishing with Derek. Meredith thinks this is weird. And, not gonna lie, so did I at first.
Meredith: There are no bathrooms out there, you know.
Cristina: I know.
MormonLesbian: Why are you two saying this so dramatic-like?
*I love Bossy Fishing Cristina! And it totally makes me miss fishing in Minnesota.
*Bailey was adorable when she was excited. And she totally twirled!
*Cristina!
Caught a fish!
*Slexie!!!
*Arizona came back for Callie!!!
And Callie does look super pretty...
Although I should never shut the door on this face...
I do understand why. Yes, Callie was super whiny about moving to Africa and, if I were JCap, I would have left her behind too. But Callie was willing to move her whole life to Africa. And then she probably feels terrible for having slept with the Man Whore.
And yes, she shut the door. But who knows if she opened it back up right after...
(But JCap=Amazing actress... Her face... GAH!)

It's Sunday!

Monday, December 6
*Kyra Sedgwick will be on The View
(P.S. The Closer is also back for a couple of Winter episodes!)
*Alyssa Milano will be on Regis & Kelly (Seriously, is she doing things now? Has she done stuff since Charmed?)
*Lucy Liu will be on Craig Ferguson. (And on December 7, she'll be on Chelsea Lately. And on December 9, she'll be on Regis & Kelly)
*It's Lindsay Price's birthday!
(She was on Lipstick Jungle and on the short-lived TV remake of Eastwick. Which who cares... She's just hot.)
*It's also @Warrior__Queen's birthday! Twin, Happy Birthday!


Tuesday, December 7
*Portia de Rossi will be on The View. (She's a lesbian, so watch it!)
*It's Jennifer Carpenter's birthday! I love her as the potty mouth Debra Morgan on Dexter!


Thursday, December 9
*Halle Berry will be on Leno.
*Marg Helgenberger will be on The Talk.
*It's Felicity Huffman's birthday!


Friday, December 10
*Cat Cora will be on The Talk (She's a lesbian, so watch it!)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

...

So, I've been crazy busy the past couple of days with school and people and catching up on TV. There will be a very late post today... Hopefully...

But until then... here's some sexy Marcia Cross:
Can guess one of the shows I've been catching up on?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Nothing Like the Smell of Hand Sanitizer in the Morning...

I don’t know if it’s the writers or Sasha or both, but they always have Maura doing something with her hands. (P.S. I have some other suggestions for what those hands could be doing on-screen…)

One of the things that sometimes occupies Maura’s hands is hand sanitizer.
So, @Drumchik84 is a hilarious individual and this conversation happened on Twitter:
@TheRainbowUhaul, who is also amazing, told me how Seasons 9 & 10 of Law & Order are being released on DVD. I said that I might need to rent them to screencap some Angie.
Drumchik84: Angie Harmon as Abbie Carmichael is fierce –plus- skirts. That is all.
MormonLesbian: ‘Skirts’ may or may have not made me think, “Easy access”…
Drumchik84: Well…that explains why Maura’s always trying to get Jane in a dress…
MormonLesbian: Yeah, Maura did say that miniskirts are “liberating”…
Drumchik84: Which also explains her frequent use of hand sanitizer.
MormonLesbian: Oh… my… You… are hilarious, haha.
Drumchik84: Well it DOES explain it! *giggle*
After that, every time I mentioned writing a post, Drumchik84 asked if it was about Maura and hand sanitizer. So, I can finally say yes to that question!

Personally, I believe that Maura uses hand sanitizer before and after any… afternoon delight at work. Both for, well, obvious reasons…

I Kissed a Girl
So, in this scene, Maura is preparing for a little lovin' at work by using the hand sanitizer (conveniently located on Jane's desk for occasions like this...)
Meanwhile, Jane has been trying to figure out how to ditch her clingy beard, Jorge.
Jane: Maybe if I get fat, he’ll stop calling.
Maura: I just think if you allow him to see all sides of you, then he’ll stop calling.
Jane's Face: Excuse me?!
Maura realizing what she just said...
(Note the wet fingers... *cough*)

Even Jett Jackson knows that Maura shouldn't have said that...
Jane's Face: Excuse me...
Maura: You know what, I just heard what that sounded like and that is… What I meant to say was that… Human beings have good and bad traits, you know. And you have, you know, some characteristics that are a little… not as… um…
(Note the wet hand...)

Maura: Wow, fudge clusters!
And Jane snatches the candy out of Maura’s hands.
Possible symbolism for other "yummy" treats that Maura won't be getting her hands on anymore?

Or... maybe not?

I'm Your Boogie Man
In this scene, Maura just spent the night at Jane's, but those ladies... insatiable. So, Maura's doing a little post-lovin' sanitizing. Because, you know, Maura is very wary and "doesn't cross-contaminate."

Also, Dean shows up again
(Please excuse me as I roll my eyes...)

And this happens:
Maura's Face: Yes, I did just tap that.
(Seriously, rewatch this scene... It isn't just a lucky screencap... She stares at it. 'Cause it's a good ass!) (P.S. Note Jane's face... very grumpy to be interrupted by Dean)

Dean talks to Jane, but he is fully aware that her girlfriend is only a few feet away...
...marking her territory and reminding him that she does, and just did, get with that.
So, there really is no point in him trying.

Yep, sanitizing away...
Dean and Jane run off to get some coffee...
Of course Maura doesn't care if Dean takes her girlfriend out for coffee. She just gave her something that's better than coffee... and by "better than coffee," I mean 'tuna.' (Oh, you Rizzles girls know what I'm talkin' 'bout...)

Jane's Face: I thought you wanted some post-lovin' cuddling and soft kissing in the morgue.
Seriously, Drumchik84, thank you so much, hon, for the brilliant idea! (You should all follow her Twitter because she's awesome like that!)

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

All I Want For Christmas Is...

So, I know not everyone celebrates Christmas. But I do. Although I am the biggest Scrooge in the world... I tell small children that Santa isn't real, shoot at carolers, and think that Santa is a child molester. Okay, none of that is true (well, except for the last one... I know you've all already heard the jokes... "He sees you when you're sleeping"? And he's "gonna find out who's naughty or nice"? Shady. Not to mention the fact that "Santa" is an anagram for "Satan"). Anywho, I've been making my Christmas wishlist...

It started out being just really slammin' high heel shoes and stuff from McSweeney's. Which basically said this about me: I'm a pretentious bitch (which isn't wholly untrue).
And no, none of the shoes were cobalt blue slingbacks.
Can we reexamine this scene real quick?
Maura's looking at shoes, trying to cheer herself up. Then Jane proposes a different method...
A straight girl would be more excited about looking at shoes than seeing Jane Rizzoli coming at them with a phallus-shaped object… Who are these two trying to fool?


Then my Christmas list turned practical with the addition of an external hard drive (my computer is angry at me for my excess of screencaps, other pictures, videos, music, etc.), new clothes, and the first six seasons of Grey's Anatomy.
I need more of this in my life!

And then my long list of TV shows I want followed. Like...
Season Five of Criminal Minds
(Thanks to CMDaily for this!)

Seasons Six and Seven of Project Runway
This is where my inner femme comes out. I'd be lying if I said I just watched for Heidi Klum. But, not gonna lie, Heidi does make the viewing experience better.
Unfortunately, she doesn't dress like this on the show:
But really...
There ain't nothin' wrong with that...

Rizzoli & Isles (if only... TNT, we need to have a talk)



And I would say that I also want a autographed/personalized photo of Sasha but... oh yeah, totally got that last week :D (and yes, I totally peed my pants when I got it, well, not really... But my heart peed its pants)